KillerKane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jackass!]

That was the music of joe zombie

And that wasnt like jackass at all.

Pungicon responds:

Was it by Joe Zombie? Oh well, thanks for the tip. No it isn't like jackass, it's an flash movie.

[Cyborg 009 Tribute (1960)]

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graphics could be improved. Nice try.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 5]

nice

The long awaited joe zombie movie has lived up to its expectations.
However, im not sure i understand the story. They trained joe to be a killing machine and then when he escaped and started killing people they tried to stop him? doesnt make much sence. Also, when the two are fighting, joe is about half the size of the other guy.
It was a good movie but not as good as the others.

[QUEST Episode 3]

i only watched the first 15 seconds of it

and it sucked

[Alley of the Dolls Pt. 5]

i dont know how it got such a good score

To be honest, that was absolutely dreadful. It was terribly slow, the plot lacked interest, the fire looks like u got lazy and did it in 5 minutes, i dont like the main character bc he looks like an old man with lipstick, it was more of a slideshow then an animation, and at the end i wished i never saw it.

robfeldman responds:

Thank you, Simon Cowell. You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please everyone all of the time. Thanks for watching.

[Hamster Simulator]

is this based on a true story?

bc its unfortunate that u werent the person smooshed under the glass. Then u couldnt MAKE this awful movie. Hehehe... good one Eric.

Owh yae ahnd lern houw too spll

[Verizon Quickie]

woah!

that deserved a ten! but for some reason my keyboards mallfunctioning and it gave u all zeros.